Oh dear, not even blue flashing lights and woo-woos can stop this Bristol cyclist being hit by an ambulance.

Stick to the kitchen

July 3, 2009

I wouldn’t say I was sexist, well not v much anyway. But if we needed proof that men are better drivers than women, look at this story about a woman in Bristol who lost control of her BMW and it fell 60ft into a neighbour’s house. Great driving, love!

Yee har, we love Banksy

June 12, 2009

Bon appetit!

June 10, 2009

It’s not often that a local business has something to celebrate. So, three cheers for Ronnie’s resturant in Thornbury, The Good Food Guide’s number one restaurant of the year. I’ve never been there, of course, but something tells me I will soon.

Well well, what are we going to call the new Bristol City FC stadium, should it ever get beyond the planning stage? Looks like it will be called Tesco Stadium. Oh dear….

The cheek of it

April 16, 2009

This story has made me giggle, about a scrote trying to smuggle a phone into Bristol prison in his arse cheeks! Cheers for giving me a laugh mate!

Banking at Tesco

April 7, 2009

It’s not enough that i hand over most of my hard earned salary to Tesco already, now it wants to open a bank at a store in Bristol! They’re taking over the world

Another biker injured

April 3, 2009

Oh dear, just as soon as the weather warms up so does the toll of biker crashes. There was chaos in Bristol after the latest crash, at Hicks Gate.

Get me out of Portishead

March 27, 2009

This is bloody funny, a bloke has been given an Asbo banning him from the whole of Portishead! Do you know it? It’s near Bristol, UK. Thing is, who would give a monkeys about being banned from that dump?!

Last bus

March 26, 2009

So that’s whay Bristol’s bus company First decided to axe loads of routes. they only made £60 million last year. The poor lambs. That’s told us – complaining over nothing….